No Mixers. Just Girlkitty.

So it should be stated that we sometimes call girlcat girlfiddy, which came from calling her girlkitty. Her actual name is Tralala (after the character in Last Exit to Brooklyn http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_Exit_to_Brooklyn - which is actually kind of appropriate in this case I guess…)

12:05 PM Jive Turkey: shit sucks

oh 50 cent

you suck as well

Heavy B: what happened this time?

Jive Turkey: the net keeps going out as well

12:06 PM or do you mean with fiddy?

Heavy B: fiddy

Jive Turkey: oh his new song is shit, i heard it earlier, and yet he keeps on boasting about how awesome he is

its hilarious

Heavy B: hahah

12:07 PM oh fiddy and his vitamin water

they should replace him with girlfiddy

Jive Turkey: good thing he got on that endorsement while he could

oh shit

Heavy B: I anticipate an increase in vitamin water sales

Jive Turkey: GIRLFIDDY'S GANGSTA GRAPE

Heavy B: POPPIN' ANTIOXIDANTS IN YO ASS!

12:08 PM Jive Turkey: or does that sound too close to gang rape?

LOL

Heavy B: hm, it kinda does

but it makes it better

Jive Turkey: yeah, but i doubt there'd be much of a market for girlfiddy's gang rape

Heavy B: right

but gangsta grape

Jive Turkey: werd

12:09 PM she got shot in the tooth 9 times yo

12:10 PM Heavy B: omg

GRIND DAT FOOD UP!

Jive Turkey: hahaha

12:11 PM cause i got shot in teh tooth

I DROPPED MY TOOTH

WHERE'D THE TOOTH GO?

Heavy B: WHERE MY TOOTH GO?

oh shit this is too funny

Jive Turkey: oh we are so awesome

i anticipate much hilarity because of this when you get home

12:12 PM also, i snorted coffee on the table

Heavy B: oh you must look like such a wacko at Baked

Jive Turkey: yeah, i think they're used to it though. which is so sad

12:13 PM Heavy B: not really

YOU'RE A WINNER!

Jive Turkey: lol. tell that to the public at large